Migration Update

If you sent us an email between on October 3rd or 4th and haven't gotten a reply,
please resend as webmail was temporarily down.

Members: If you're having any password issues, please contact Billingsupport@epoch.com for 24/7 availability. Epoch can
also be reached via phone, skype and live chat.
Please visit: www.epoch.com

You can also contact Marc and me directly
and we'll take care of it for you,
but unlike epoch, we do
need to sleep!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE
SITE MIGRATION

Valued Friends, Members, Surfers,

We wanted to let you know that TeasersVOD is currently undergoing a site migration to a new web host. Although we're all working overtime down at the TeasersShack to make sure this goes smoothly, as with any technical endeavor, there will always be some margin of error. This may manifest as the odd broken link, or very temporary login issues for the newest members. While we apologize in advance for any potential issues, don't despair—just shoot us an email and we'll get it corrected. This new host will provide superior availability and bandwidth for the Teasers family. In the past we've been riding those bumps in the road in a '79 Ford Pinto, we'll now be flying over them in a brand new 2009 Cadillac CTS-V.

With a naked model in the passenger seat.

September 1st, 2009: Season 2 Begins, High, Def.

September marks the launch of Season 2 in HD and our defest footage yet.

Season 1 was wild my friends, with Jaelyn Fox and Stephanie Cane tied at first place for the Wildest Public Performance of the Year.

Jaelyn stripping completely naked to finger bang on a busy sidewalk, blatantly showing her naughty bits to thousands of people at a packed street fair, then masturbating at rooftop party with people mingling all around.

And who can forget lovely Stephanie with her 'no fear' attitude on the starry streets of Hollywood, bending and flashing her pantiless cooch while tourists passed by at arms' length. I almost lost it when she got completely naked on the roadside to pleasure herself to the evening commute- cars passing so close she could have kicked off their mirrors with her stripper shoes.

Our Newcomer of the Year Award is all to Jessica Steele. This brassy young blonde knocked our socks off when she decided to simply remove all her clothes and walk down the street wearing nothing but her heels! And in America people! That was truly a classic public moment, to be celebrated for years to come.

Season 1 was definitely blast, but trust us when we tell you, we were just getting warmed up.

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HDistheway,thisshitisoffthehook-def,high,high-def.Season2isHERE!!-Marc&Ike

July 77th, 2009: Blah Blah Blah, etc., etc.

That it. A year of Teasers. Can you fricking believe it? I can't. 33 Vaginas, 66 pairs of breasts, thousands and thousands of popping eyes (that's you guys; the only things popping on our models is their cherries in like 8th grade ;-) I have tennis elbow from Quality Assurance "testing" of the videos, Marc is on his second cornea transplant from too many hours at the editing bay (props to all those Chinese prisoners—your deaths were not in vain.)

If you haven't checked out the extrordinary Ms. Banks, then what the fuck are you doing reading this? The girl is the closest thing we've had to Loli Porn since young Rachel Milan who's little brother discovered her porno career while watching videos with his friends.

Going HD in September. Entry pricing will be going up to $29.95, but members don't worry, monthly rebill will remain at $10, so you won't be affected.

Oh yeah, and we had a little mishap with Lola's sister while doing her shoot. The minder got distraced by Lola's umpteenth orgasm of the day, and the "special needs" sibling escaped:

If you spot her make sure to email ike. We appreciate your support.

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whileherinbredsisterwatches,justliketheolddaysingood'olWestVA-Ike

July 1st, 2009: Today is our Independence Day

Our independence from the jeeks and squirps, the bohunks and lackies, who want to drag us down. We couldn't wait the 3 more days.

Some of you may have been experiencing slow connectivity over the past couple of days =( [see the bandwidth notice link below,] due to what amounts to a cyber attack by forces that aren't with the team. These are people who hate freedom. Specifically, your freedom to watch and download, without interruption, some of the hottest content on the web today.

But you are a crucial part of the team. And we're not content to just sit back and watch your freedom taken from you. So in preparation for High Definition coming in September, TeasersVOD (which is really just a fancy way of saying Marc and me,) is upgrading it's servers to accomodate the increased load.

Also, because of your award winning patience in staying with us through this little hiccup, Marc has edited an extra hour of video for each of the July releases. That's right— instead of the customary one hour of bliss, you'll be getting two hours of of ridiculously sexy video for each of the three hot July releases. (And speaking from direct experience as the guy who "tests" all our videos, you'll be "releasing" a lot more than that!)

It's our way of saying thanks: with porn— the gift that keep on giving.

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June 66th, 2009: Fuck Yeah

First off, thanks to all of you in the Teasers family who signed up over the past 9 months. Because of your support, TeasersVOD is breaking even!

Mind you, this doesn't mean we're actually getting paid— I still have to earn my living with my fists in the illegal, underground pit fighting circuit; Chief, finally out of jail, has resumed his work as an American Gigolo, escorting and servicing many of L.A.'s wealthiest women, and Marc still has his day job in the Factory Porn industy, photographing all matter of slatterns and hussies in compromising positions.) But it does mean we're going to be around to keep bringing you our special brand of sin and temptation.

July is almost upon us, and we're really excited to be releasing all of the Behind-the-Scenes footage from your favorite models from the past year. You finally get to pierce the veil and see how we make it all happen on the streets at TeasersVOD. And trust me, there's plenty of action.

So make sure to save room in your budget for a couple of extra bottles of lotion; you're going to need them!

I did.

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May 31st, 2009: Summer is Hot

Wow. We've almost made it though a whole year. That's a year's worth of pussy, a year's worth of sweet V, a years worth of ass, and two years worth of tits. And oh my devil, we've got a super hot couple of months lined up. We've been saving the best for last, and you're about to get it, up close, in your face, and on the streets like no one out there is doing it.

On a side note, can I just say I want to wedge my "Maypole" between Kelly Skyline's perfect, ample buttcheeks? Is that wrong? Don't even want to fuck her; she's too special to me. But just wedge my tumescent, blood-engorged flesh spear in the cleft of those springy, supple moons, and then maybe, just maybe, move it very purposefully back and forth.

(Sorry for that digression. I'm trying to type with one hand here while Marc finishes up her BTS videos.)

Did I mention you're in for two super hot months, back-to-back, and not just because of the weather?

For July we've got a Behind-the-Scene extravaganza where you get to see the world though our eyes. All that footage we didn't release; all that stuff that goes on in-between the scenes.

But before that, to kick off our June, we take Jaelyn Fox to a busy street fair, downtown LA, where she did everything. EVERYTHING. Some of our most public footage ever.

Trust me when I tell you you're going to love it. Hell, I've "loved it" already several times today.

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4-20 (2009): The Whole World is going to Pot

But we're still chugging, here at TeasersVOD (and I'm not talking bongwater.) Some of you may have noticed it costs a little more green to join up with Teasers, but you may also have noticed how much hotter the footage is getting. We've been taking more risks out on the street, and the weeds have grown high around the TeasersShack with Marc locked up in the editing laboratory, cranking out the killerest public nudity footage in the world today.

The path has been stony, but the high has been sweet.

3.23.09: Time Comes

There was the little voice in the back of my mind, going— Are you sure you want to give all your gelt to a guy named " Made-off " ???

But my psychiatrist is always saying not to listen to the voices in my head.

Long and the short of it, like every other company out there, we're hurting. But never fear! We've got some of the gals down at the Shack to donate kidneys to fund Season Two, and the cash is in a very safe place (i.e. not a bank.) We got top dollar for the kidneys, and we're very excited about what we have coming down the pipeline for you, our loyal viewers.

Important Site News:

We are NOT, I repeat, we are NOT going to be raising the monthly subscription rate of $10, still the best deal on the internet.

However, because of gambling debts, in an effort to appease a certain well known bookie in the eastern Los Angeles area, we are going to be raising the initial join rate to $21.95, starting April 1st.

We are also accepting kidneys. (Fresh and young please—they're the tastiest kind!)

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February 22nd, 2009: Happy "V" Day

Chief is still in the clink. The Teasers Girls all had dates for Valentines day, so we remaining un-incarcerated members of the VOD team consoled ourselves with clever attentions of some of our excellent, local Thai Massage "therapists."

I lucked into an actual massage before my "happy" portion, but Marc's masseuse merely played distractedly with his balls while watching CCTV for his hour before finishing him off. (He claims it was the best massage he's ever had!)

So a short update for a short month. And speaking of... how about that Chloe Summer? She's a hot little tomato. I think my favorite segment was the bottomless walk down that winding road. Our lust for her is bottomless, and she certainly left us pretty wound up!

So our free photo site at realgirlswithfakenames finally got shut down for being too damn hot! But if you haven't checked our our new gallery site at teasersvod.net, you may want to get on that. In addition to video galleries for each girl, we'll be re-releasing all of the photos sets over there in our hot, new format.

And for all of you connoisseurs of perversion, lest you be dissappointed, we've added a new feature here at dot-com:

Ike's Corner

Give it a peek. Let us know what you think.

January 21st, 2009: A Slight Slip

Some of you out there may have noticed there has been some slacking going on with the free pics and gallery pages the last month or so. There’s a story actually.

Chief and I were out for our usual pre-pre-Christmas celebration with the customary hookersnandtequila and about a pound of that good, legal, California weed.

What began as a small misunderstanding with a bartender and morphed into slightly less small misunderstanding with several husky bouncers, resolved as (Chief and I are both experts in Chinese boxing,) a rather large, and actually quite humorous, misunderstanding involving one of L.A.’s excellent Special Weapons and Tactics units.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/stain-chief-barroom-swat-debacle13-2008dec13,48091,536046.story

I want to take a paragraph to throw out a nod to Commander Alatriste and all the members of Metro Division’s D Platoon. Thanks for your professionalism guys, and the kind words of encouragement!

After 6 weeks of fending off the amorous advances of various frisky cellmates, (the Chinese Boxing again coming in quite handy,) we were finally granted a hearing.

I of course used my super-intelligence to secure my release, dissembling with an almost Rove-like capacity, and was not only let out with time served but awarded damages. Unfortunately, Chief’s inimitable style did not serve him nearly as well.

It might have been the things he said to the Judge. Terrible things. Irrevocable things. Things the Judge may not have known about himself. (We at Teasers know it was just the banana hootch talking, but the Judge was not so understanding.)

It also turned out Chief had quite a few outstanding bench warrants for public indecency related to several now legendary performances of his band, Twister Naked.

The long and the short of it is I’m back and I’ll be focusing my prodigious mental powers back on perversion and getting the galleries and new pic zips up to date.

As for Chief, things are not so certain. Please feel free to contact us about contributing to his legal defense fund.

December 23rd, 2008: What Ike Asked Santa

I remember one memorable Christmas in my youth, down at the local dirt mall, when Satan, chomping his cigar and taking a nip of of whisky, asked me what I wanted.

“To see every vagina in the world, sir.”

I had just discovered Playboy that year, and the knowledge that girls showed it all on a regular basis was revolutionary to me. I spent the next twenty years on a quest, seeking out every bit of bare booty I could find in bordellos, strip clubs, magazines and even on the burgeoning internet— back then it was merely beginning to realize its potential as the greatest porn distribution network in the history of mankind.

(I suppose now there are lads whose dream it is to see every posterior anally fisted.)

Then one fateful New Years in a bar, I drunkenly boasted of my dream. The bartender did some quick mental math & wryly informed me that with nearly three billion human vaginas in creation, I’d have to look at 1 vagina per second for the next 100 hundred years.

I immediately sunk into a deep depression. Even with the pace of current medical advancement, not counting time out for showers and sega, one second per vagina was simply not adequate!

For each vagina is a rare and lovely flower, as unique as the snowflakes falling mockingly all around me as I made the long walk home that dark winter's eve.

And then there’s the problem that not all women want to show their vaginas, crazy as that may sound!

That’s when it struck me— I might not be able to see everyvagina in the world, but I can look at vaginas better than anyone in the world!

So I scraped up what part of my meagar savings I hadn’t drunk up, drugged away, or given to certain kind-hearted, local prostitutes, handed it to Marc and and said:

“Lets go find us up some sweet, sweet Vag !”

With that my readers, TeasersVOD was born.

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Ahh, the happy ending of another year. As we draw ever closer to the end of the world in 2012, Marc and I hope you'll stick around while we build our little "kingdom of love" from a rented shack in the back yard of a weed infested crack house in Eastern Hollywood.

We've had our ups and down, good times and bad, and we pray that you'll forgive us any bumps in the road while we figure this whole crazy thing out.

One thing we can guarantee— it's only going to keep getting better and better.

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November 21st, 2008: Nature's Bounty

Aiden is a bumper crop o' porn. And I don’t just mean her bumpers. Which are extraordinary. And real. (It’s the Teasers guarantee!)

What I’m talking about is 78 minutes of the hottest footage on the web today.

I told Marc: “Don’t give ‘em so much. They never email. We don’t even know if they like our stuff.”

But he wouldn’t listen. He shoved me out of he editing bay, slammed the door in my face, and didn’t emerge until friday afternoon. Aside from hourly calls for liquor and whores, we hadn’t heard a peep. All of a sudden he comes bursting out, thrusts his disk in my face, grunts “Load it!” and collapses onto the sperm-coated floor. (I'd been doing some "work" of my own, heh.)

Since I don’t know when, or if, he’s gonna wake up, I had to accede to what may well be his final request. So there you have it— just another day at the TeasersShack. That and 78 sweet, sweet minutes of the the busty, lusty Aiden Starr.

By the way, did I mention...

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November 1st, 2008: From Russia with Love

Winter winds are whipping through the streets of L.A., but the TeasersShack is cozy. For those of you old enough to remember the Cold War, you’ll remember how hot the lady Russian agents were. You know, when Bond was still cool and "The Spy Who Loved Me" was sizzling cinema? I many have warm, youthful memories of masturbating to Barbara Bach in Playboy Magazine (back when they had bush, real boobs, and cultural cache?) I can still recall how those old mags used to smell—glossy print was the scent of sex to a young boy with beaver dreams, while in the background, on T.V., Ronald Ray-gun was building space laser beams and and going toe-to-toe with the Ruskies in a staring match that had us all shaking in our boots. Fear and arousal.

In honor of those good old times, TeasersVOD is pleased to announce the exciting release of Katya, the Soviet siren, a plucky Rus with a predilection for peril. This is exactly the type of cultural exchange we need more of—rocking it like the Eastern Bloc, fearless in the face of the decadent west.

Normally we like to keep it a little on the QT out in the streets so when the Five-0 rolls by we can camouflage our illicit activities. That becomes impossible when your model opts for high-heels,__ a tank top and nothing else!! Even we were shocked, and it took a revved-up Russian renegade to truly teach the Teasers team the meaning of what it feels like to be exposed.

This was gonzo footage at it’s best—without a net, walking the line and shooting from the edge. The greatest part is of it is, princess Katya was all smiles the whole time.

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If Katya has aroused an appetite for more Russian Kulture, be sure to check out:

Some things the Russians just plain do better—this is one of them.

Crossing the Line: October 21st, 2008

October was a sweet-ass month, and I'm speaking specifically of the supple, dumpling bottom of Miss Louisa Lanewood—sandwiched between her perfect posterior and the pliant puss of the gloriously slutty Kylee, what's to complain?

I love the youthful Miss Lanewood so much, I wish I could tell you her real name! What I can tell you is that Miss Lanewood is another one of those perfect-skinned teenage wonders, loving to be naked, loving what she doin', just plain loving life. She was fresh as a daisy for our shoot, just getting into the biz—nothing give me wood like sweet, sweet innocence.

She was a natural in the studio, where we get warmed up for the day out in public, but when she realized where we were going, and the skirt we had chose, she got real nervous. The entire Echo Park upskirt walk was a process of coaxing, but the people were on our side! We talked to folks, we hung out, we had a friggin' great time. Even the black-mantled Latina elder who passed us by gave us a wide, toothless grin! By the end of the walk, Louisa was showing it like a strumpet, and we got some really fun footage.

P.S.
You've gotta check out this comment by one of our Youtube subscribers.
And you thought I was twisted? I wanna live in this guys mind:

"How I See Kylee"

For the record—I'm not sure she skinned her knee the way he thinks she skinned her knee!

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Fineline: October 1st, 2008

"Where there's Vagina, there's Hope"

I think FDR said that. Or more likely, that presidential poonhound, JFK. One thing is certain, when the great men of history needed to turn their minds from the weight of the world, it was pussy that beckoned. (Of course that was before there were video games.)

October is here and the Dow is down, but somethng is up. Our October "Girl of the Month!" When you get a look at Kylee Reese, I guarantee you'll forget all about "economic issues."

This is our best footage yet— the girl is masturbating all over Hollywood, and I don't just mean that in the figurative sense.

Enough talking! Talk is cheap and so is TeasersVOD and it's not my lips you wanna see flapping.

"Happy days are here again, you can tell by the vertical smiles."

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Aftermath: September 21th, 2008

So we goddamn did it, made it through the first month. I for one am frigging exhausted. Not many people know this, but in addition to my other tasks such as ruling hard, photo editing, keeping the models happy, one of my most important jobs is "testing out" all the TeasersVOD content.

After my last "testing session" I did some figuring. As you can imagine, with about a dozen vids per model, plus photosets, it comes out to be quite a regimen. I have to "test" more than twice a day, and even with the special high-protein diet (consisting mostly of oysters,) the alternation of arms, and all the gals down here at the TeasersShack offering up their sex oysters for my oral consumption, it takes a toll.

Hurricane Ike is finally all blown out.

IMPORTANT UPCOMING CHANGES:

We've been getting good feeback from some of our members, so starting next month, we're going to be experimenting with a new format for the videos, especially the Bikini and Upskirt walk. Instead of doing them like music videos, we're going to pretty much lose the music and just let if all hang out, gonzo-style—in your face reality. (And isn't it great that the in-your-face part are the beautiful tenders of sexy women?)

So stay tuned—it's just going to keep get better and better.

Violence In,

-Ike

Stormwatch: September 11th, 2008

Hurricane Ike has officially struck and the results are there for all the world to see.

That's right, Marc finally convinced me to release some of the footage from my “private stock". (I call it that because it's mainly concerned with the "privates", in this case the sultry sex-privates of the comely Cassandra Cruz.)

Now, I thought that Marc was just meaning to take the footage to the back room of the Shack to “study them”, but after about a half-hour of banging and groaning, he posted this clip up on google vids:

Ike's Private Stock

(I call that angle the “mommy shot”.)

Now you know how Ike rolls.

IMPORTANT SITE CHANGES:

Some people complained that they didn’t feel like they were fully "in the vagina” so in response, we’ve upped the resolution on all the members videos, both QuickTime Hi, Lo and the WMVs.

Right now it’s just the lovely Ms. Cruz, release today, but we’ll be getting new, higher res. versions of of Whitney up next, then Nikki and the rest of the August girls, so keep checking in.

Enjoy our 9-11 offering and here's to raising many towers.

Paeace!

-Ike

Vaginaline September 1st, 2008

I remember once staring up the crack of a lovely gal at a high-priced Atlanta strip-club, as I sat beside a local nursing a bourbon and water. (He must have been out a month’s salary— by that point I was already 5G's in the hole.) With a far-away look and that easy Georgia accent, he said in the most mournful voice I'll always remember: "It's all for the line."

He was right about that. Luckily, at Teasers, no one's going to break the bank. In fact, at these prices, you'd be crazy not to sign.

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It's been a hectic 10 days since the last update, and we've been slaving away down at the Teaser's Shack— keeping the girls busy, putting the mission before our own needs.
You know, like food, sleep, self-abuse.

Whitney I don't think I needs description—the pictures say it all and more. (And yes, they are 100% real, we had Chief verify it. It's how we roll here at Teasers.)

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IMPORTANT CHANGES TO THE SITE:

Starting with Whitney and her twin wonders, we're going to be streaming video instead of posting .zips.

As one of my buddies with an actual girlfriend said: "It’s only the serious perverts who want to download. I can't have C___ finding that shit on my hard drive."

Well, you can put me proudly in the serious pervert category; porn is pretty much ALL that's on my hard drive. But as a nod to you married guys, when you click the video links on the free Tour vids and all of Whitney's pay content, it will now stream.

Serious perverts, don't worry. Downloads are still available. In fact, we're giving all our members direct access to the video folders, old-school BBS style.

We'll have the August girls set up to stream soon too, and are planning on putting up photo galleries up alongside the photo .zips just as soon as we can manage it. (One thing at at time— that’s what the nice girls say.)

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That's all for now. The shack-slaves are acting up again, and richly in need of some genital chastisement. Type at you soon.

-Ike Stain, Maastricht

2008

P.S.
If you haven't seen this, it's probably my all-time favorite 'bation clip:

IKES FAVORITE 'BATION CLIP

It brings me back to when I was 6 and my old gak dealing uncle, Yankey Spanky "the Connecticut Duster," gave me a similar speech. (And I wasn't using no tube socks, I was using his face hankys and putting them back in the drawers.)

Aaah, memories.

Dateline August 21, 2008

Ike's Manifesto

Well, we’re finally up. It’s been a long, hard road, and I think the results are worth the struggles— hours and hours of amazing video of beautiful porn stars showing it all in public, looking like a million bucks.

It’s always been something of a dream of ours to put out high-quality porn at a reasonable price, especially in these tough times of cultural and economic malaise.

Tell me this— who among us hasn’t had the experience of going to the store to buy up a mess of dvds that when we got them home, weren’t quite as great the box cover led us to believe?

Or going online and joining some way-slick site that promises “only the hottest” blah, blah, blah, only to discover 99% of what they’ve got sucks the donkey’s balls, that you have to spend way too much time digging through their shitty archives to find that decent 1% (they design it that way to keep you on the hook,) and at the end of the day you’re still out thirty, sixty or even a hundred smackeroos?

Have you noticed that most sites give -nothing- away for free; maybe one or two so-so pics, maybe 30 seconds of video? You have to ask yourself, “What are they trying to hide?”

Isn’t it reasonable to think you should at least get to see what the girl looks like inside and out, see what the product is actually like, before you have to shell out your hard earned clams?

We are here to tell you it is completely reasonable to expect this. The reality is that most sites and most producers really are trying to con you out of top dollar for sub-standard, and at best, uninspired factory-porn.

The reason so much porn is substandard, the reason you're getting ripped off so much of the time, is that most pornographers just don’t give a shit— it’s just a job— all they really care about is the money.

Here at TeasersVOD we do things the right way, because for us, it’s so much more than a job— it’s a calling.

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Marc and I grew up together, rooting though our dads’ closets, marveling at the quality and quantity of the porn mags (you know, back when porn used to mean something?) every so often getting our grubby little fingers on the betamax of some classic, industry defining flick like “Behind the Green Door” or “Debbie Does Dallas.” I remember one kid at summer camp used to cut a hole in a Penthouse and actually fuck the magazine, that's how good that old-school shit was!

Truth is, me and Marc got into this business because we were fed up with the lack of consistent, high-quality pornographic content, the industry's general lack of regard for the consumer, & were getting pissed off at having to throw away good money&time every time we went looking for decent wank.

This is the Teasers guarantee: to deliver consistent, high-quality erotica at a fair price.

Think of us like a Penthouse-meets-MTV with a total commitment to TOT (that's “Time on Twat" in TeasersSpeak) — no more sitting through twenty minutes of lame video for a scant handful of dry meat at the end.

Our meat is saucy, boys, and there's plenty of it.

TeasersVids are all about about the girls. TeasersVids are all about the pussy.
And TeasersVids are not just about the girls and their pussies—
TeasersVids are about the girls and their pussies in often really risky, public places.

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We’re not stupid. We know that you could take your money lots of places, that you could sign up for a month every now and then, download the archive, then cancel.

But we’re hoping when you’ve seen what we’ve got to offer— you won’t just want to download, you’ll want to subscribe. And not just because you’re too lazy to cancel, but because you’ll want to support TeasersVOD and the Teasers mission.

Hell, we’re hoping you’ll want a Teasers tee-shirt. I know I do!

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So that’s it.

Here I was, supposed to do 500 words and instead I did over 1,000. That’s how we roll here at Teasers—once we get going, we just have to drive those few extra miles. You be the judge.

We’ll be posting regular updates here about TeasersVOD.com, and expanding this section, so keep on checking back.

Thanks for coming to the site, & I hope the site keeps you coming again and again.

-Ike Stain, Los Angeles

2008